Leonardo Carella went through this appalling experience for you during the coronavirus lockdown so you don’t have to...

My lockdown hobby is collecting dumb Telegraph coronavirus headlines.

They broadly fall into five categories:

1. Downplaying

2. Euro-bashing

3. Culture wars

4. Jingoism

5. Miscellaneous, unclassifiable nonsense

Now, please, wash your hands.

[This piece was first published as a Twitter thread and turned into the above article on 30 April 2020 with the purpose of reaching a larger audience. It has been minorly edited and corrected, and published with the author’s consent. | The author of the tweets writes in a personal capacity.]

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